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because i really had fun watching this video
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A few jokes

Somewhere in a chat.
- HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
- try pressing the Caps Lock key........
- O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
- fuck you........


During the United States and Russian Space Race, it was discovered that in the absense of gravity, normal pens did not function correctly. The ink would not run out of the pen.
The United States spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would work in space.
The Russians used pencils.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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pretty cool jokes. I loved them
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Arsgera писал:pretty cool jokes. I loved them yess


Ok, I'll be looking for yet
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Funny ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: cocker spaniel, sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

got here http://www.onlyfunnystories.com/the worlds funniest ads.asp
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Ary писал:are you able to give me the book \"harry potter\" or the reference (if you have read it online)?


I have all 7 of them in pdf format, I can share if anybody needs it.
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Ай дую пиво эври дей. Остальное непонимайт.
Если Вы спорите с идиотом, то, пожалуй, он делает то же самое.
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...с утра такое почитать после Пасхи - одно удовольствие....
...Сегодня с нами ты не пьешь, а завтра Родине изменишь...!!!
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in English please
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Does anybody here wants to discuss any books they have read? There is quite a difference between reading translated text and original text, I can tell you.
 
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